I live in a Rainbow

Do you ever look at your prescriptions and wonder to yourself "am I going to have a blue day or a green day?" No? You're much more well adjusted than me. HUGS!

Some other friends and a funny story.

This is Kurt and Sandy at Jenna's birfday party. They are also my friends. Kurt sends me text messages at 6:30 in the morning asking about where he can meet women...and Sandy (as you can see) likes to model beer and also has this wierd thing for Ralph Macchio. Here's my funny story. A demonic being pushed my best friend down the stairs, claiming to be a "hood-rat" and a "lion". This is not the funny part. Well, part of it is. Just that someone would actually refer to themselves as a "hood-rat" is hysterical to me. Then, to refer to your husband as "my old man" is also HYSTERICAL to me! I rectified the situation justly by claiming to be the Water-Bearer and threatening a drowning accident. This is not like me, but, hey....don't f*ck with my best friend.

What do you think is #3?

Jenna: #3
Krika: diarrhea?
Jenna: lol
Krika: what were you talking about?
Jenna: that was yesterday
Krika: lol, I'm lost...
Jenna: beers goofball
Krika: LOL!
Krika: durr
Jenna: lololol
Jenna: oh that's best laugh i had all week
Jenna: still laughing....
Krika: isn't #3 diarrhea?
Jenna: i dunno
Jenna: if it wasn't it is now

My week in Florida

I had a week in Florida. It was very, very sad, but I got you some pictures of Tampa wildlife. Here ya go....

A better picture of Kate

Here ya go....

Kate likes the cherry...

Kate is on the right. More pictures to follow, because this one sucks. Kate claims to "like the cherry" and loves to drink wine. We like to drive around and look at Christmas lights together. She is my female best friend. She has impeccable style and likes to clean. She is also the skinniest, cutest friend I know. She used to like to steal lawn ornaments and put them on other people's lawn just to confuse them. She is generous and kind and funny as hell. You have to meet her to understand what I mean. I'll introduce you to her one time. Really, I will.

Friend #4

This is my friend Summer. I know it seems pretty lame to hang out with a four year-old, but she's pretty much one of the coolest people I know. She enjoys playing ponies, dressing up like a princess, eating treats, and shopping. She follows her mom around and tells her "Don't antagonize me, Mommy!" She's pretty much 4 turning 13. I love her to death.

My Very Bestest Friend

Friend #3: RICH! Rich likes to work, as you can see by the grin on his face while he is sitting at his desk. He also plays the bass like a rock god, is a computer gaming guru, and reads a lot of interesting books. He enjoys long baths and I presume walking on the beach.

This is a picture of me with my very bestest friend in the whole world. His name is Rich. I know I talk a lot of crap on him, and probably treat him worse, but he really knows me and understands me more than anyone else on any psychic plane.

Ninja Scare

Oh my goodness. Today it was eeriely quiet, then all of the sudden, a ninja came in and told us he was going to kick all of our asses. Luckily, I hid beneath my desk, but Ben wasn't so lucky. Afterwards, the ninja agreed to pose for a picture as long as I didn't reveal his secret identity.

Here he is, posing for the camera right after roundhousing Ben to the ground. Poor Ben couldn't even get his fax through. I am in fear of another attack- NINJA STYLE.

A Wierd Look

What the hell was I thinking when this picture was taken?

In No Particular Order, Number #2 is CJ!

Here is CJ hard at work. CJ is cool because she drinks every single night and still comes to work happy and well at 7am. She has kids that she says she's willing to put up for sale, and drives a huge SUV. CJ and I met....well, at a very interesting but top secret place. We like to take our medication late at night and do puzzles and play MadGab together. She smokes Salem 100 lights if anyone wants to buy her cigarettes. And her boobs are HUGE! Stay tuned for more of my zany friends on my next post.

My Friends are WAY Cooler Than Your Friends

This is a picture of my friend, Jen, shotgunning a beer somewhere in the woods. She is one of the coolest people I know. She can do all kinds of things, like fix stuff around the house, take really cool pictures, do sign language, snowboard, play the guitar, and drink LOTS of beer without getting obnoxious at all. You should really meet her. I will be featuring my friends on future posts, so you can meet my circle of freaks I call friends.

Insane Vomiting Issues

This is how I feel today. I feel like I could puke at about any given moment. I'm not sure if it's the medication I'm taking or I'm getting the flu, but if you are within 5 feet of me, then you should watch out, because I have a feeling I'm going to projectile vomit Exorcism-style pretty soon. Or it might be a heaving puke. Whichever one it is, I just hope it comes soon so I can vomit discreetly and go back to my shitty job. Only forty more years until I get to retire!

Ragtooth

Since Ragtooth was kind enough to blog about my bubblebutt, I have decided to post about Ragtooth. Ragtooth never encouraged me to lose my bubblebutt, but to embrace it, and to have a good ass day. I thank him kindly, and actually, my ass looks quite nice today, thank you!

My favorite guy

This is my favorite character....Tyrone Biggums. Dave Chappelle rules. 5:00 free crack hour!